Attention self-sufficient fireplace
and woodstove owners...
Give Me 12 Minutes
and I'll Show You How To Make
You DON'T Need
an Expensive, Difficult To Use, Newspaper Rolling Machine!
Zach and Camille
Instant Newspaper Log
in front of our wood stove
From our Cozy, Warm Living Room
This is the page the manufacturers of newspaper log rolling machines hope
you never find.
Fact is: YOU DON'T NEED THEM!
You can make instant newspaper logs faster and easier
with a few quick motions of your hands and nothing more than yesterday's newspaper.
I repeat: you don't need any fancy gadgets, devices,
doo-dads or Newspaper Log Rolling Machines.
You just need to learn a few ingenious little tricks
to create newspaper logs yourself, any time, anywhere.
Now, I'm sure you're wondering, "Why should I make
||It's an easy way to recycle
your old newspapers. That means fewer trips to the recycling center .
||Newspaper logs can
supplement your wood supply. Your wood pile lasts longer.
||It's a neat trick you
can show off. It's almost like magic.
||Clean up that growing pile
of newspapers and turn them into hot, slow-burning logs. De-clutter
||It's fun and you can do it
with the whole family. Just about anybody can do it
Newspaper Rolling Tricks
In just a few minutes, you can be watching a 10 minute
video that shows you EXACTLY what it takes to turn a pile of useless old
newspapers into a firm log that'll light up your fireplace or wood stove.
I'll be frank. There's no great magic to it.
In fact, once you've seen how it's done, you'll wonder why you hadn't figured it
out yourself. It's that easy.
Sure, you probably could figure it out yourself after a lot of
trial and error. But you'll get frustrated in the meantime, knowing
there's a good method you haven't QUITE figured out! And you'll be left
wondering if there's a better way to create a dense, tight, long-burning
Instead, watch our video and you'll be recycling that
pile of newspapers into tight, hot, slow-burning logs in no time. Isn't that
better than having a growing pile of old
newspapers take over your house?
You pick: Messy pile of old papers or warm room.
And in case your internet connection is slow, I've got
you covered too... When you place your order, you'll also get a physical DVD - suitable
for playing in any DVD player - sent to you by first class mail. You can't
Than Just Throwing the Paper Into The Fire
If you've ever tried to make a fire by just
throwing newspaper into the woodstove or fireplace, then you know it doesn't
work. Paper that hasn't been rolled
up into a log will catch fire in a flash. The outside edges burn off pretty
quickly. But the inside creates a smoldering fire that completely
clogs your woodstove. And if you're using a fireplace, then you've noticed
that sometimes the newspaper unexpectedly falls apart and flying embers go
everywhere. In short, it's makes a pretty
But let's be clear about this. Newspaper,
in fact, is nothing more than processed, ground up wood with a thin layer of ink
on the outside. Once you rewrap it into a dense, solid log, it burns a lot
Clean Up Your
I've heard it said that people don't read
any more. Maybe that's true, but I seem to see stacks of old newspapers
everywhere I go. In fact, before I learned about making my own newspaper
logs, I was about ready to cancel my own newspaper subscription... because the
messy piles of papers threatened to take over.
Now, when I'm done reading the paper, I put
it into a small pile by the wood stove.
And then, once every few days, I just
roll them up into logs and toss them into the fire.
Problem solved. No more newspaper
Side note: OK. I admit, I still
have to recycle the shiny colored newspaper. But, while I'm at the recycling
place, I'm tempted to trade my colored paper in for the burnable sections.
Is that crazy or what?
Since I live way out in the middle of nowhere high up in
the Rocky Mountains, it's easy for the driveway to get so iced up that I can't
convince the lumber mill to deliver scrap wood. Every time February
rolls around, I start wondering if I'll have enough wood to last me past the
However, it's truly rare for the newspaper boy not to
make his delivery. Sure, sometimes I have to dig through the snow to get
to the paper, but I don't mind. I do want to know what's going on in the world.
So far I haven't run out of
wood, but it is reassuring to know that fresh "newspaper logs" show up at my
driveway every day!
Now my neighbor actually cuts down his own trees,
sections them, drags them back to his house, cuts the sections down to fireplace
log length, and chops the big pieces in half. Boy, that's a lot of work. I
get tired just thinking about it. Just give me a stack of old newspapers
Oh, and did I mention that it's a lot of fun to turn
yesterday's news into a warm fire?
After you get the hang of it, you can do it without
giving it a second thought.
On the other hand, if you're a concrete cliff dweller (a.k.a.
apartment or condo dweller) you know how hard it is to keep enough wood around
because it eats up so much space. But nobody looks twice if you get a
paper delivered. We'll keep it a secret between you and me what you do
with those papers once you're finished reading them.
Cheaper Than a Newspaper
When I started on my adventure of trying to turn
newspapers into usable heat, I shopped around for a newspaper log roller.
But the more I looked for one to buy, the less I liked the idea of getting one. First of all, there
was the expense of getting the darn thing. After all, they go for $37.95 to
$57.50... plus shipping.
This is a picture of the DVD and case with the case open so that you can
see the DVD inside.
And then you still have to wait for the newspaper log
roller to get shipped... and arrive at your home.
However, this is only the beginning of your problem.
How can I say this politely... Newspaper log rollers don't really work that
well. In fact, THEY SUCK!
It's one of those devices that looks like it should
work. But when you actually try it, you find that they're more trouble
than they're worth.
... and like I said, you don't need them!
I could get greedy here and charge $34.95 (plus $4.95
shipping and handling) for my video, and you'd still come out ahead.
(Creating an instructional video was a lot more work than I thought.)
But that's not me. I want this to be the easiest
decision you've had to make all day.
The good news is that because I kept my production
expenses for my instructional video low, I can offer it for
only $19.97 plus
shipping and handling. I didn't splurge for an "A-List" movie star (Brad Pitt was not returning my
calls anyway) so you'll just get me and Zach. I've always admired how
good Zach is at explaining things.
I'm also including the instant download for free, but
please don't watch it more than twice online because otherwise my website hosting
company will shut me down for being a bandwidth hog. (You don't want to
know how I found this out.)
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You see, I know itís hard to trust somebody youíve only
just now met on the internet. So Iím going to make this easy for you.
If you're not happy with the video "How To Make Instant Newspaper
Logs" for any reason, just return the DVD and ask for your money back.
could even watch the DVD or instantly downloadable online video, learn
my sneaky tricks, and still ask for your money back. But I'll
trust that you're too honest to do that...
In short the risk is all mine.
Simple as that.
As you can see from the guarantee, the risk is all mine. .
Now, I have to admit that this video is not
for everyone. Unless you're giving it as a gift, you need to have a
fireplace, woodstove or an outdoor fire pit. Please don't get this video
for yourself if you're under 18.
Also, this video is not for you if you don't
have time to care about the environment or if you're not interested in becoming more
So there you have it. I've included
everything you need to know to click on over to the order page and get your copy
In just a couple of minutes, you too can be
learning my sneaky newspaper rolling tricks. And the DVD usually gets
shipped to you the next business day.
Again, you can get your copy any time of day or night. Even at 2 AM.
"Let me try it now. Take me to the order page."
Oh, and before I forget, I found a DVD manufacturer that can
make a complete, professional looking DVD in only hours. (Think of them like a
one hour photo place for DVDs.)
This means I don't have to order a huge pile of DVDs at
once. This keeps my costs down as well. And it's kinder to the
So, when you
click the order link,
you'll be taken to the instant DVD manufacturer's site. Once you fill out
the order form, their totally automated assembly line cranks out your DVD and
pops it into the mail in a day or two.
Keep that in mind if you ever need a DVD made, complete with
cover graphics, liner notes and shrink wrap. They'll accept an order even for just one
You should try it just to see how the whole thing works.
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(OK. I'll admit. I won't answer if I'm asleep or out on errands.)
P.S. Get rid of that old pile of newspapers. Instantly
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download. This means you can be
"rolling your own" just a few short
minutes from now.
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